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It was past seven by the time Dick and Daphne finally made it back to their room.
Dick stood in the bleary light and emptied out his pockets.
His cigarette case and lighter.
The transistor radio with the bullet hole through it (he had forgotten that he still had it).
The two small revolvers -- his own trusty Airweight, and the Colt .38 he had taken off of Brad, which he was pretty sure belonged to Mac; he’d return it tomorrow.
They took off their blood-stiffened clothes, threw them across the floor and got naked into the cool unmade bed. It would have been nice to take a bath or a shower but they were just too fagged out. They sat up against the pillows and they each had one more cigarette.
“God, what a night,” said Daphne. “I feel --”
Dick turned and looked at her. Daphne often gave one pause but she herself so rarely paused.
“Yes?” said Dick.
“I feel as if I know what it is to be insane.”
Now Dick paused.
“Yeah,” he said.
And it was true, so fucking true, it was all insane.
And Dick thought, well, tomorrow’s another day, as Scarlett O’Hara once said. Even if it is already tomorrow. But just to sleep now. A good long sleep. And then what. What new chaos awaited them?
“Dick, you don’t think those space people will bother us any more, do you?”
“I hope not. After last night I should think they’d prefer never to see us again.”
“Good. That Frank person was a dodgy character. Do you think Papa will stay on earth now?”
“He probably has to.”
“Mama will have a cow.”
“I dare say. Oh, by the way, when you were making those delicious pancakes your father told me he’s giving us some money. A belated wedding present.”
“Oh really? How much?”
“From that famous briefcase of his?”
“Is it real?”
“Well, he said it’s indistinguishable from the real thing, but then he also said we should be careful how we spend it. You know, ration it out, or --
“Right, that’ll be the day. Say, Dick?”
“Do you mind that I’m half space-person?”
“Only a half-second.”
“You really don’t mind.”
“Why should I?”
They sat there against the pillows, their cigarette smoke trailing upward in the soft light, and Dick discreetly admired Daphne’s breasts for the ten thousandth time.
“What about Hope?”
“I know it’s not your fault but if what Frank said was true she’s having your baby.”
“Yeah. I -- I really haven’t quite had time to think about that.”
“What should we do?”
Dick was thinking about this when their door opened and Hope peeked in.
“Speak of the devil,” said Daphne, and she chastely pulled the sheet up over her breasts.
Hope came in and softly closed the door behind her. She was wearing the same nightdress that Dick had seen her in yesterday, the same one Daphne had seen her in the night before yesterday.
“May I come in?”
Daphne told her she was already in, then tapped the bed next to her and told Hope to come over.
Daphne scrunched over closer to Dick, and Hope came over and sat crosslegged on the bed, her nightdress tucked under her knees. She smelled like maple syrup and butter. Daphne gave her a cigarette and then filled her in on the whole business of her and Dick having sex in a flying saucer and how she was now presumably pregnant with Dick’s child.
“Well,” said Hope, finally, “I’m too young to bring up a kid. I want to live life, and travel. I think I’ll just give it up for adoption. I’ll tell Papa it was some guy from the air force base. He’ll have such a fit.”
“I’ve got an idea,” said Daphne, after only a moment. “Come with us for a trip.”
“A trip? Where?”
“It doesn’t matter. Europe.”
“Europe would be nice.”
“Come with us on a trip to Europe and you can have the child there and your father will never know. And then Dick and I will adopt it.”
“Well, I don’t see why not. I mean it’s half Dick’s anyway.”
“That would be great. And then I could visit it sometimes.”
“Sure. Do you think your father will let you go?”
“I’ll handle him.”
“Well, it’s settled then. Is this okay with you, Dick?”
“Uh, yeah, sure,” said Dick, as if the matter hadn’t already been settled.
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