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Miss Evans came around to the front of the porch, put one foot on the first porch step, but hesitated.
“I wonder if I should just go to that movie?” she said in my direction.
“What were you going to see?” said Mrs. DeVore.
I’d almost forgotten Mr. and Mrs. DeVore were still sitting there. But they were still there all right.
“A Gathering of Eagles,” said Miss Evans. “With Rock Hudson.”
“Oh I love Rock Hudson,” said Mrs. DeVore.
“Me too,” said Miss Evans.
“He’s so handsome. And tall. Darling,” she said to her husband, “should we go see the movie?”
“Is it a war picture?”
“Is it a war picture?” Mrs. DeVore asked Miss Evans.
“I don’t think so,” said Miss Evans. “But I believe Rock Hudson does play a bomber pilot.”
“I love men in a uniform," said Mrs. DeVore. "Should we go, darling?”
“Okay,” shrugged Mr. DeVore.
“The only thing is Arnold’s friend Steve said it wasn’t very good,” said Miss Evans.
“Oh,” said Mrs. DeVore. “Now I don’t know what to do.”
“Well, that’s just his opinion,” said Mr. DeVore.
“I know, but --”
“Mr. ‘Frank Sinatra’ there.”
“Oh, my God, that’s right!” chirped Mrs. DeVore. “Arnold, is Frank Sinatra really going to be at that cook-out?”
The problem here was that listening to them all talk had driven me slightly insane again. I felt like they were all part of some boring movie that I had been transported into, except that I was a real person and they were just projections on a screen.
“Arnold?” said Mrs. DeVore again.
“Argyle,” I said.
“What did he say?” asked Mr. DeVore.
She turned back to face him.
“Argyle,” she said, sounding a little frightened. “And aardvark.”
Miss Evans came up the porch steps and over to in front of where I sat.
“Are you okay, Arnold?” she said in a low voice.
I took a deep breath.
She put a hand on my arm, and this helped. Her eyes were kind. I came back. Or the world came back to me.
“Yes,” I said. “I’m okay.” I took another breath and, trying to sound normal, I turned to the DeVores and said, “Yeah, Frank Sinatra’s supposed to be there.”
Mrs. DeVore smiled nervously at me. Mr. DeVore beyond her leaned forward and also smiled nervously.
Miss Evans continued to hold her hand on my upper arm.
“So, should I go to this cook-out, Arnold?” she said.
“I don’t know,” I said.
“I would like to meet Frank Sinatra,” she said. She patted my arm and then removed her hand. “Wouldn’t you?”
I thought about this.
“I did meet him,” I said. “He asked me for directions.”
“What was he like?”
“Well, just like anybody else,” I said.
“You really talked to him?” said Mrs. DeVore. “Where is this cook-out? Is it around here?”
“It’s on the Street of Dreams,” I said.
“Love laughs at a king,” I said. “Kings don't mean a thing on the street of dreams. Dreams broken in two can be made like new, on the street of dreams.”
Mrs. DeVore stared at me. Her husband beyond her leaned forward in his rocker and stared at me.
The husband tapped the wife on the shoulder, beckoned her to lean toward him as he leaned toward her. He whispered something in her ear, something no doubt to the effect of, “He’s crazy. Better leave him alone.”
They both settled back in their rockers and lifted up their magazines.
It was almost full evening now.
Miss Evans leaned down toward me.
“Wasn’t that a Frank Sinatra song?” she asked in a low voice.
I nodded. And I wondered, had I quoted those lines to Mr. And Mrs. DeVore because I was still at least somewhat in the grip of an attack of madness, or had I simply wanted to make them stop butting in?
But then Steve came around the side of the house, arm in arm with Miss Rathbone, who wore a long gauzy ivory-colored dress and carried a small pink purse with sparkles on it. She had made her hair into a sort of billow above her forehead, with silver or silver-colored barrettes above her ears guiding it in waves behind her bare shoulders. She carried what looked like a pink silk scarf draped over her forearms and behind her back.
“Arnold,” said Steve, “Gertrude! Look how marvelous my date looks!”
“Oh be quiet, Steve,” said Miss Rathbone, but she let him guide her around to the front of the porch, her arm in his.
“Hello, Miss Evans,” said Miss Rathbone.
“You look wonderful,” said Miss Evans.
“Thank you. You don’t look bad either.”
“Great,” said Steve, “everybody looks fabulous, now let’s get this show on the road!”
“But Arnold’s waiting for his lady friend,” said Miss Evans.
“Oh, I forgot. Well, we’ll see you there then, Arnold. Come on, darling,” he said to Miss Rathbone.
He tried to pull her arm, but she wouldn’t budge.
“I loved your poems, Arnold,” said Miss Rathbone. “I devoured them. I found them extraordinary.”
“Are they really?” said Miss Evans.
“Extraordinary,” said Miss Rathbone.
“Oh, God, Arnold, the women love you!” said Steve. “That’s it, I’m going to start writing poems tomorrow!”
“I’m afraid it’s not quite that easy,” said Miss Rathbone. “Arnold has honed his craft. And he has suffered.”
“I can hone!” said Steve. “And God knows I can suffer!” Mr. and Mrs. DeVore were paying attention again, indeed how could they not, and Steve said to them, “Really, I know about suffering!”
Once again they smiled uncertainly and picked up their magazines.
Thank God, or whomever, I saw Elektra coming down from Perry Street.
Steve was speaking some nonsense, I don’t know what.
I watched Elektra crossing North Street.
I hadn’t realized it before but the street lights had come on, and it was as if she was walking on to a stage. She wore a dress I hadn’t seen before, all splotched with silky red and black.
Mid-street she stopped, the street lamp throwing white light off her dark hair, and she looked at this group of people sitting on the porch and in front of it.
Then bravely she continued toward us.
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