“Them goddam stiffs,” said Packy O’Hara, taking out a fat Havana Churchill, “them goddam zombies, I would not urinate on them if they was on fire.”
Packy bit off the end of the cigar and spat it out onto the concrete backstage floor. Sonny already had his lighter out and he clicked it into flame.
“Atlantic City,” said Sonny. “Always a tough crowd. Tougher than the Catskills.”
“Thanks,” said Packy, drawing the flame into his cigar.
“Tougher than the Poconos, even,” said Sonny.
“I need a drink,” said Packy, exhaling smoke.
“Come on out to the bar. First one’s on me.”
They found a couple of stools out at the bar and Sonny ordered: double C.C. and seltzer for Packy, plain seltzer for Sonny.
“Hey, Packy,” said some square, and he clapped Packy on the shoulder. “Loved your show, sir.”
“Thanks, pal,” said Packy.
“Cadwallader’s my name. Jack Cadwallader. Mr. Cadwallader to my friends. Ha ha. Packy, I got a question for you. Do you do private events?”
“Yeah, but, listen, Jack --”
“Mr. Cadwallader. If you’d like to book me for an event you should talk to my manager Sonny here --”
“How does ten grand sound, Packy.”
“Ten grand for one night’s work.”
“Ten grand,” said the square.
“How many shows?”
“One show. Or 'set' as I believe you showbiz types call it.”
“Ten grand American,” said the square. “Cash. On the barrel head.”
“I only got two questions for you, Mr. Cadwallader.”
“When and where.”
An Easy Ten Grand, by Horace P. Sternwall; an Avon paperback original; 1953.
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