tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6380232356803921253.post2263887478442250518..comments2024-01-28T02:24:23.386-05:00Comments on Dan Leo: “Railroad Train to Heaven”, Part 220: worldDan Leohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01603402268945559679noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6380232356803921253.post-29121055969637228842011-02-27T17:20:34.593-05:002011-02-27T17:20:34.593-05:00Ha ha -- brilliant, Dave.Ha ha -- brilliant, Dave.Dan Leohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01603402268945559679noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6380232356803921253.post-77963133666096456462011-02-27T14:15:01.841-05:002011-02-27T14:15:01.841-05:00I found this scrawled on a cocktail napkin from Jo...I found this scrawled on a cocktail napkin from Joe's Depot in 1978. The napkin has a bit of blood on it, the night I was there a guy broke a bottle and stuffed it in another fellow's breadbasket, bit of a mess really.<br />Anywho, it was titled "For Emily, Wherever I May Find Her. (which I thought was a Tom and Jerry song)<br /><br />Oh, these thirsts,<br />ye cannot quench,<br />not with the dewy exudates of thy<br />nether regions, all beaded and glimmering<br />nor with thy tears.<br /><br />Oh, these sodden lies,<br />ye ought not speak,<br />not to that vector of Campylobacter,<br />nor to the sufferer of Gethsemane.<br /><br />Oh thy proclivities shan’t be slaked <br />by the scourge of spirits<br />nor of soft tissue,<br />those sanguinate renderings oft<br />leave their carmine traceries on my skin.Dave Schnittgernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6380232356803921253.post-10118515810154993012010-10-16T00:03:21.384-04:002010-10-16T00:03:21.384-04:00Jen, y'know, although it seems like a long tim...Jen, y'know, although it seems like a long time ago, it just occurred to me that it wasn't too long ago that Arnold smoked some very strong weed with the jazz musicians in the store-room of the Kettle of Fish...<br /><br />"Hi, my name is Jesus, and I'd like to say a word about my new personalized line of wonderful Ronson lighters..."<br /><br />Yeah, who the hell is the fly anyway?Dan Leohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01603402268945559679noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6380232356803921253.post-26720557438508477702010-10-15T16:20:41.174-04:002010-10-15T16:20:41.174-04:00I forgot to add, this was the first time in awhile...I forgot to add, this was the first time in awhile that I found myself again wondering who the fly really is.Jenniferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13231744174759800033noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6380232356803921253.post-26924837377726699932010-10-15T15:38:23.386-04:002010-10-15T15:38:23.386-04:00Arnold would have been better off if he had been s...Arnold would have been better off if he had been stoned for that conversation... however, Arnold need not worry. I'm sure L. Frank Baum will walk in soon and will tell him that he's had the ability to go home all along. <br /><br />I'd love to see the commercial that had JC as a Ronson spokesman.Jenniferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13231744174759800033noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6380232356803921253.post-9290885577325835812010-10-14T23:13:39.972-04:002010-10-14T23:13:39.972-04:00Just like a cop...Just like a cop...Dan Leohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01603402268945559679noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6380232356803921253.post-83319042800430825452010-10-14T22:14:12.308-04:002010-10-14T22:14:12.308-04:00flow my beers, the policeman saidflow my beers, the policeman saidJason Gusmannhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12797943123500708850noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6380232356803921253.post-9806327617396624542010-10-13T23:17:54.873-04:002010-10-13T23:17:54.873-04:00Manny, Professor Bloom has been very good to us.Manny, Professor Bloom has been very good to us.Dan Leohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01603402268945559679noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6380232356803921253.post-34904197865262721292010-10-13T22:38:21.916-04:002010-10-13T22:38:21.916-04:00Hey, this is getting into some deep shit now.
(By...Hey, this is getting into some deep shit now. <br />(By the way, as a U of Chicago alumnus, I have meant to tell you for some time that the Harold Bloom quotes are exquisite!)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16378662301271706094noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6380232356803921253.post-25646701790714272732010-10-12T01:39:26.982-04:002010-10-12T01:39:26.982-04:00Do you think he (or "He") has ever met t...Do you think he (or "He") has ever met the Holy Ghost (or "Spirit")?<br /><br />He seems very fond of spirits.<br /><br />DiDinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6380232356803921253.post-25334858706912510662010-10-11T10:14:15.500-04:002010-10-11T10:14:15.500-04:00Di, I get the impression that even Josh doesn'...Di, I get the impression that even Josh doesn't quite grasp the Doctrine of the Trinity...<br /><br />Kathleen, I think you would be obliged to direct such a question to Emily with almost Jamesian circumspection.Dan Leohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01603402268945559679noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6380232356803921253.post-23364822319746048792010-10-09T23:10:45.605-04:002010-10-09T23:10:45.605-04:00Does this mean the line I argued as a kid: that if...Does this mean the line I argued as a kid: that if, "All things are possible in Jesus Christ, why can't women be priests?" is no different from pestering people about the Seven Day Creation story?<br /><br />Meanwhile, I wonder if Emily could show me to the Female Facility?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12306491903311869968noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6380232356803921253.post-58942243058417569322010-10-09T05:16:55.603-04:002010-10-09T05:16:55.603-04:00It seems even Josh seems a tad confused by the Doc...It seems even Josh seems a tad confused by the Doctrine of the Trinity. A little embarrassed even.Dinoreply@blogger.com